Sunday, July 15, 2007

BFP's 4th Jam, Jam-a-lam, way down in Alabam, bam-a-lam!

fTuscaloosa, Alabama is the 4th destination on our runaway hamster ball tour de force! I say hamster ball because between an rv bathrom full of all our veggie oil paraphenalia, Julia's unwashed dreadlocks, a half-functioning refridgerator full of dubious leftovers, and a leaky wastewater pipe, we have a ongoing need for deodorizing. Unfortunately, all we have is a ceder-scented all purpose cleanser, so the ladyhawke smells oftentimes, like a stinky hamster cage, and there's some days where I imagine all four of us running in the wheel and some are the big hamsters who operate the wheel while the other two get spun around and around. You get the idea.
Tuscaloosa is currently home to the exuberant and talented Alyson Greenfield. She's itching to get the hell out of dodge and move to New York, which we don't understand, because in our typical style, we've been nothing but pampered and coddled and well fed by everyone we meet, but we're glad she's here for now. She booked us a show with her at the Bama Theater. She's the girl in the white dress in this picture. The Ladyhawke started to get cranky about 7 miles out of town and about 10 minutes before our show, but all our anxiety dried up like our pitstains when we saw our name in lights. It was our best show yet thanks to Alyson, Geoff Hug and David Allgood.

During our stay, we met Alex Chambers and Kit Boulding who hosted a modern day salon-style lecture series. We showed them ours and they us theirs.
Here's a picture of us going in to play some tunes. We learned about some sweet old timey cameras. and Alex shared the findings of Erasmus Gould, a scientist and thinker, whose documents he discovered in an old trunk in Chicago and whose eccentric scribblings about the history of high-fructose corn syrup only Alex can decipher. Or so he says. We also met Erin and Erik of The Left Hand Soap Company. I don't know why we don't have any pictures of them. It's a shame because they've got the sweetest dog named Bettie, 8 cats, and one tough-ass parrot and are the coolest family of anarchists I've ever met. Their soap, salves and lipbalms are dreamy. They gave us a bunch of free samples, which is just what a pack of stinky hamsters like us needs.



We spent the day in Birmingham and bought a basket of peaches from Mr. Kenneth Easterling a bona fide peach and tomato expert, who, along with his son Kenyon, have continued to grow these unbelievably delicious fruits on their farm in Clantow, Alabama. We talked about how important it's been for them to focus on just the peaches and tomatoes, their best sellers, even though Kenneth's father always grew a variety of fruits and vegetables.

``````````

































We also went to the University of Alabama Arboretum in Tuscaloosa,



And of course we still gotta filter our vegetable oil. Here's me, showing Alyson how it's done.


Saturday, July 14, 2007

Jason King for President


As we careened down highway 11 through the "hood" of Birmingham, we pulled offroad and noticed some gentlemen who were sitting in front of their houses across the street from an old industrial building. They offered a friendly wave and, in the spirit of the Ladyhawke, we stopped and invited them in for an interview. They introduced themselves as Jason King and Damien Swanson, and they proceeded to take full advantage of our documentary and list off all of the concerns they had about the area's past present and future. Jason was particularly wise beyond his 26 years and at the end of our encounter, I felt like I had learned a great deal. My biggest take away from him, though, was that although he has a lot of problems with the South, he doesn't want to abandon it. Apparently, there were too many people who had made it big elsewhere and forgotten the home that reared them. I suggested that he run for political office. He admitted that he had never really considered it, which is why I think he'd be particularly good for the job!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Hungry for Grit

Somewhere between the struggle for cultivating dreadlocks as they blew like confused antennae out the window of the Ladyhawke and watching Jeff, Kate, and Mavi play like good Christian school children outside the First Baptist Church in Athens as we filtered grease through our huge sock, I found a bit of peace. Now that we have spoken to real, live Southerners and lived in Georgia for an entire day and night, I can safely say that I am actively looking for real estate in Athens. So long as the spirit of Michael Stipe's song "Shiny Happy People Holding Hands" remains in this city, I will always long for this town whenever I am away from it! While tour life has already proven to be somewhat trying, I think the transition of truly enjoying it came last night when Kate and I took a break from being the 3rd and 4th wheel and wandered around the city after our show and stumbled upon one of many ceramic bulldogs that pepper the area. I
think you'll agree that every dog indeed DOES
have its day...
(I can't remember if this was before or
after Kate fell asleep on the sidewalk)


Athens, Georgia or "Y'all go ahead, I'm staying right here"




(The lovely and hospitable Mary, Megan, Violet and Kelli and The Break Free gals on Kelli's porch- Athens, GA)
Mountains were moved and The Ladyhawke was made over into a lean, mean, grease machine just in time for us to make it to our show in Athens Georgia last night at Little Kings Shuffle Club. Thanks Pat and Dave http://www.greengreasemonkey.com/
(The most lovely and hospitable Mary, Megan, Violet, and Kelli and The Break Free gals on Kelli's porch in Athens , GA) Tears were shed, fuel lines were bled, I (Kate) sucked on a fuel hose, Julia took a face full of rancid grease and car wash grime in the face and mouth, Mavi painted over her blackened fingernails with bright red polish but WE MADE IT! What an adventure we've had getting to this beautiful and friendly place! A few photos:


(Dawn and Jon two brilliantly talented artists and innovative WVO ground breakers who we met at Pat Keany's grease garage in Boston)





(Kate with "The Good Grease" in Boston Mass.)







(Beat in Boston)


















(Our friend "Other Jeff", you know, the male model)















(A Lady and her Grease)
















(Bye-bye Brooklyn!)




















(The lovely and talented Julia Massey takes the wheel- Baltimore to Greensboro)









(Thanks a million, Barbara Massey!)










(Shooting and Troubleshooting)
















(A delicious meal in La Plata, Maryland at Pancakes Plus-our first successful grease stop- great food, great service, clean and sweet smelling veggie oil, what more could we ask for? THANKS JIMMY AND EVERYONE AT PANCAKES PLUS)














(Still more Shooting and Troubleshooting- Jeff enjoyed a well deserved cold one but was later arrested on F.U.I)






























(Gosh, the South is so pretty so far-North Carolina)















(Goofing around at The Little Kings Shuffle Club in Athens)
























































Thursday, July 5, 2007

Not a girl, not yet a Ladyhawke.


The 1984 Ford Econoline 350 motorhome become our battle-ready Ladyhawke when she left her sleepy home in Chesnut Hill, Pennsylvania on Saturday and began her new career as a full time grease-powered roadwarrior. We were given a heart warming send off from Fredrik and his two toe-headed children/jaguars/t-rexs. Fredrik was so incredibly kind and generous that we had a hard time not cancelling the tour to move back to Sweden with he and his family. He sold us an RV perfectly suited to our needs at a very reasonable price and threw in all sorts of extra things for free like pots and pans, an extra fuel injector and a half-eaten bag of gummi bears. The packaging had the trademark message, "Haribo macht Kinder froh und Erwachsene ebenso" which Jeff, our filmmaker translated as, "Haribo makes kids happy after they eat the luscious bearmeat." It's so great to travel with a group of such multilingual individuals.
So now our Lady is parked in Boston so that Pat Keeney, the green grease monkey, can inspect her parts and decide on the best kind of grease conversion. After we dropped the Ladyhawke off in Boston, Jeff, Kate and I drove to New York to try to close on some loans that are still processing and that we need before we really go anywhere. We rented a car and drove like mad down to Catonsville where we played a concert in the yard at Julia's mom's house. The audience was 15 or so friends of Julia's mom insofar as I could tell, so I decided to hold off on such technologically advanced songs as Machine Girl, in order to save myself any awkward concert moments like the one Marty McFly had in the Back to the Future where he said, "I can see that was maybe a little bit much for you guys...but your kids are gonna love it."
We filmed a 4th of July parade the next day on the main drag of Catonsville. Alas, A killer rainstorm rendered the ground too wet for a fireworks display, but we stayed for a barbeque and then began our journey back to Boston to see the Ladyhawke through her transformation. We tried to bring some of the hotdogs from the barbeque with us, with humorous results.

Balanza Bar show


Our kickoff concert/CD release party last Friday at Balanza Bar was a gay old time. My only regret is that we were not able to make good on our promises of road head in the grease bus after the show because our RV, the future Ladyhawke, had to stay in Chesnut Hill a while longer while her seller fixed this and that to make her road-ready. Fortunately, no one tried to make us feel guilty about it.

Steve Coughlin played with both Julia and I and played stupendously considering February was the last time he played with yours truly. We went on at about midnight after two other bands, one of which was Alligator, a mostly female piratical dance-punk band who happened to be from no other place than Paonia, Colorado!



The ever burgeoning population of Colorado diaspora never ceases to amaze us. It won't be long before Little Colorado rivals the likes of Little Italy and Chinatown and we'll finally get some grocery stores and restaurants that cater to our specific ethnic group. I know I'm sick and fed up of not being able to get some decent Tex-Mex in this New York shithole! Anyway, the Balanza Bar show was great success and we look forward to picking up our RV, getting her converted to burn veggie oil, and to playing another show on the 3rd of July in Julia's home town, Catonsville, Maryland! Here's a few more photos of Kate, Julia and I. Enjoy!






















Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Brooklyn, Philly, Manhattan, Boston, Catonsville















Brooklyn, Philly, Manhattan, Boston, Catonsville: Lather, Rinse And Repeat-
Or How to Succeed in Tour Planning By Really Trying

$10,000 is a chunk of change for a possible hunk of junk.
This is the prickly reality that all used vehicle buyers face and which came crashing down on us like a ton of hot needles last week as July 1st -Day One of The Break Free Project's Tour of America-came rushing nearer.

How did we find ourselves in this predicament? The Greasebus (pictured below) that we had planned on buying from Pat Keaney in Boston Massachusetts, blew a rod in the Midwest on her trial tour, stranding Pat and the touring band, the Boston Afrobeat Society, and requiring lengthy and costly repairs. This news was obviously crushing. In response Mavi Graves and I began a heroic diesel RV/bus search on June 22nd, a short 8 days before the tour was set to embark. This Ebay and Craigslist marathon lasted for 72 hours as we blearily, blinked at every diesel heap in five states.

We knew that any vehicle we bought would be required to take us on a 10,000 mile journey from Brooklyn through the south, southwest and back to Brooklyn. It needed to be a diesel engine for the conversion to veggie oil to work, it would need to be large enough to carry the four of us, Mavi Graves, Julia Massey, Jeff Larson and myself AND our music and film gear...and it would need to be as cheap and dependable as possible. We shuddered and considered organizational suicide.

At last on June 25th, Mavi found her on the outskirts of Philadelphia; The New Ladyhawke.
She had two factory installed fuel tanks, a real plus since the conversion process requires adding another tank anyway, one with diesel to start and heat the engine and the other for the actual vegetable oil. Emails and phone calls flew back and forth between the seller, Fredrick Fagerberg, ourselves and our Green Grease Mechanic, Pat Keaney, who gave us the tentative thumbs up. A car was rented in Midtown Manhattan on June 27th (an exceptionally hot day that blacked out The Bronx-making for some "interesting" driving and subway navigation) and we were on our way to visit Fredrick and his RV.

150 miles and one Cinnabon later, Mavi and I arrived at dusk to what is surely one of the cutest cobblestone-streeted, topiaried and fairy-lighted Philadelphia outskirts, Chestnut Hill PA. Fredrick is a housing planner and developer from Sweden and is himself interested in sustainable housing and fuel systems. He had just driven the RV, a 1984 Ford Econoline, from Santa Barbara, California which we considered a hopeful sign. We liked what we saw and felt an immediate affinity with Fredrick so we slapped $2000 dollars down to hold our new home/ride, by now officially known as "The Ladyhawke", and sped back to Brooklyn, arriving just after 3:45 am.




(Fredrick, Eleanor and their children Morris and Frida at the pool)




The next day was spent packing up the house for our sublettors. Another all nighter.

Friday the 29th we shot some photos on the Brooklyn Bridge and had our kick-off concert at Balanza Bar. Another all nighter for Mavi and Jeff. You get the picture.

Saturday the 30th saw us loading into the rental car and heading back to Chestnut Hill. As Fredrick replaced the U Joint we painted the roof with a fresh coat of weather paint and before nightfall, The Ladyhawke was deemed road worthy. We were treated to a delicious steak dinner and terrific conversation and although Fredrick made us feel very welcome, June 30th had become July 1st and our tour was underway. We had to hot foot it to New York, load our things into the RV and make tracks for Boston and the green grease makeover... so off we flew at 2:00 am. Did we make it to New York and Boston on time? Where are we now? Watch this space for more updates coming soon!